Proper chubby in fact... and I hate it.
I wish I could say that catching sight of myself in the mirror this morning will give my will power the necessary kick up the bum, but it won't.
I want to be like the woman in the Sunday supplement ad' who saw a particularly unflattering photo of herself and lost a heap of weight through hard work and consistency, but I'm not.
Am I feeling sorry for myself... yes.
What to do, what to do?
Please find below a completely irrelevant photograph... only placed here in a vain attempt to cheer myself up.
P.S. I realise that the above post is miserable, self obsessed and lacking in perspective... I am fully aware that my plump problems are ridiculous compared to global warming, world poverty and England being out of some footballing competition, however it's my blog and I'll cry if I want to.
I promise normal service will be resumed tomorrow.