Monday

FACT: you can't die of embarrassment!

We sat around the dinner table, three generations of a loving family quietly munching on roast chicken, when my 72 year old mother asked,

"So have you noticed any difference with your new vibrator?"

Alfie went 50 shades of green, Oz's dinner came out his nose and Dad just kept munching on his chicken.

"Belt"' I squeaked, cleared my throat, "It's a vibrating belt mum"

"Yes", she twinkled.

The boys haven't been able to look me in the eye since...

Posted by . at 13:35

7 comments:

  1. greenthumb16/7/12 4:28 PM

    you have to love mums.

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  2. Jay16/7/12 7:45 PM

    Families!! Don't you just love 'em!

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  3. Gem16/7/12 8:20 PM

    The husband and I guffawed at this. Love it. You write hilariously Jus. Still hugging me self with delight that I found your blog, ha ha.

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  4. thriftwood16/7/12 8:50 PM

    Hahaha!! Fantastic xxx

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  5. E.17/7/12 12:03 AM

    Hahahaha!

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  6. Flaming Nora17/7/12 12:34 AM

    Ha ha ha I nearly choked on my lunch. Brilliant.

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  7. Keepapi Creative19/7/12 7:37 AM

    tehe! Hilarious. Did she do it deliberately? x

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