Life, love and a bikini diet

Gosh, it's been an age since I was here last. Life, hey! Time just keeps on truckin' along. I suppose I've been quiet because there's not been a lot to shout about. Well, not a lot that I haven't mentioned before, however... It's holiday time and that is definitely a reason to holler.

Lil is on her grand adventure with the latest installment taking place on a beautiful little island floating above the Great Barrier Reef and Slap and I are off to visit. Hence the bikini reference. It will be fair roasting when we arrive so I'm digging out the diet plan and my ladyshave. We leave at the end of October, so that gives me just enough time to rid myself of a pile of fuzzy blubber (Lord, I'm making myself feel sick) Anyway, there's nothing like the threat of public humiliation and large amounts of naked flesh to keep you on the path of starvation righteousness.