You see, I've always dreamed of one day having a little shop.
I'd fill it with pretty things and useful things, all with a vintage vibe. There would be a bell above the door and a peeling old cash register. I'd put a comfy chair by the counter so friends could sit, chat and enjoy a cup of tea after browsing.
Until this happy day, I'm opening a little online shop...
I've called it slap and tickle for obvious reasons... and if they're not obvious, well isn't it safe to say that everyone enjoys a little slap and tickle! (Please insert Sid James chortle here)
