"What, I'm in the kitchen"
"Tell me something I do that no-one else knows about..."
"I'm thinking...... when you wear your Ann, eh, eh, eh, nightie and you think the kids can't see you, you flash your bottom at me"
He's still talking but I'm not listening anymore... I resolve not to ask him anymore open ended questions, he can't be trusted!
Thank you Miss Fancy, sending blog love back at you!